Random Jokes | Stand Up Comedy by Karunesh Talwar

  • Karunesh TalwarKarunesh Talwar

    ਮਿਆਦ: 09:42

    These are jokes I had never planned to upload, but because we're all in quarantine due to the Coronavirus, I thought aapko yeh de deta hoon. Sound aur video quality thodi upar-neeche hai, sorry about that.
    I upload new content daily on Instagram, follow me @karuneshtalwar
    Video Production - Nanak Bhatia, Abhishek Bhutwani (ClassClown)
    Sound Recording, Mixing and Mastering - Sohaill Gandhi
    Artist Management - Savinay Shetty, Nayantara Kumar (Misfits Inc.)
    Venue - Canvas Laugh Club, the Habitat
    Written and performed by Karunesh Talwar

Rahul Vyas
Rahul Vyas

Elon Musk: Dusri earth banane ka soch raha hu Ambani: Me waha sim card bechunga, pese chahiye rocket banane k liye to sava k bayaj par me de dunga

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Reema S
Reema S

Gazab 🤣

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muP8085
muP8085

Its like watching pulp fiction....random jokes but it makes sense...👌🏻

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GodsAngelAnkita
GodsAngelAnkita

Yeah Now, *Elon Musk* is investing his money on *Amber Heard* Has anyone heard or read about this on internet?

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Sahil Gyan
Sahil Gyan

Himesh piece was the best. 😂 Didn't think that man still had so much more to give.

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LOL
LOL

Things to do in Lockdown : 1.Late-na 2.Padde rehna 3.kha kha kar bhais banna So guys late-e raho sab Bus dinbhar paada rehna h 😜😜 Stay home stay safe

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Hardik Nandaniya
Hardik Nandaniya

👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂

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Av S
Av S

Vada pav

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Pain is Real
Pain is Real

2:24 And we are watching this because of that sim card. Jio bought revolution in price of data packs. What a irony!

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Joy Mishra
Joy Mishra

"YOU BASTARD!!1!" ( Now I want VADA PAV in reply )

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Manish Kumar
Manish Kumar

LOL

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Maitri Gandhi
Maitri Gandhi

Thank you.

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swapnil jogdande
swapnil jogdande

Amazing 10 mins😂😂😂👏👏👏🔥

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Shashi Kumar
Shashi Kumar

''!!1!''.....what does it mean ?????

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Jaguar
Jaguar

Bro I am a huge fan of himesh but that himesh joke of yours got me crying while laughing...I am your fan now.

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Abhishek Suman
Abhishek Suman

Awesome loved it 😆😆

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Ketan kumar Singh
Ketan kumar Singh

Himesh Reshammiya wants to know ur Cap Size!

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shubham kumar
shubham kumar

Sir ek se jyada like kyon Nhi kar sakte

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SMAS
SMAS

What to do in quarantine, Check my vlog

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Junaid badal
Junaid badal

He is great in speaking fluent.

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Aaquib Momin
Aaquib Momin

A Perfect Class Of Standup.. 👌👌👌

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Tejas Khurana
Tejas Khurana

Please someone explain !!1! Joke

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Jonty Rhodes
Jonty Rhodes

Vada pav!!1!" BC

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Akshay rana
Akshay rana

outstanding sir .. please one more vedio ..

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Priya Thakur
Priya Thakur

Waoo . Awesome mam . Ua awesome . 😍😍😍

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Abie kumar
Abie kumar

Vada paav 😂

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Anumoy Biswas
Anumoy Biswas

I actually had water at 5:08

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Prashant Varun
Prashant Varun

We have a genius here guys....

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Prakash Sharma
Prakash Sharma

Kuch bhi bolra hai bey. Kon husta hai bey aise jokes pe ??

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Saeed Shaikh
Saeed Shaikh

He shares shirt collection with Jethalal

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Meraj Siddiqui
Meraj Siddiqui

Why ur forehead always shines?

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Sezal Sachdeva
Sezal Sachdeva

👍👍

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Aryan Singh
Aryan Singh

Are yaar ek alag level ka or kya had ka bkwas kiye yaar sach me bahut afsos hua dekhne ke baad ki itte faltu pe data barbad ho gya... Jitni jldi maine subscribe kiya tha usse dogune teji se maine unsubscribe kiya uske baad jake sukun aaya. 😴😴😴

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Smelly blyat
Smelly blyat

2:32 the concept of Terra-forming is way too imaginative with little to no practical proof of it,even if we consider that it is feasible ,the only motive behind is gaining a head start and creating a monopoly in the outer-space market. So if ambani is trying to create a monopoly in indian telecom market whats the differece.Both of them are businessmen who are trying to fetch more than they already are. At least compare people who genuinely need to be praised.

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Vi vek Ra ina
Vi vek Ra ina

J mere bacho ka baap ni bn sakta😆😅😅

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Tanuj Sharma
Tanuj Sharma

Jokes are fantastic bhaiiiiiiiii...very good..par Abe talwar,jokes sare acche h par jo tu vyangya modi pe karne ki koshish kar rha h to ye jaan le ki wo din bhool gya kya jab daily ke hisab se scams hote the hzaaro karodo ke..wo kiska pesa tha..gyani insan..bol ab..wo bhi to janta ka hi pesa tha..or india 11 pe tha economy me..jab modi aya to aaj 5 pe h..or konsa scam suna h be tune..ye bta..baki tune teri zindgi me bhi socha tha kya ki india defence me export karega..bol be gyani bol..lekin humne hamari zaroorato ko bhi pura kiya h make in india defence program se..or ab first $400million ki export armenia ko karne ki deal bhi kar li h..pta h first h..but ab se phle un choro ke time jab koi target hi nhi tha to unko bolne wala bhi nhi tha..tab tu kha tha be bina baat ki baato pe bhi hasee udane wale..ye bta..ye to kuch main main baate h jo tuje btayi h mne..baki kaam ki list bhot badi h..tere is chutiyape se time mile tuje to dekh lio net pe..or update rha kar..jisse kuch pta hoga to apne aap dhyan me rhga ki wo banda kaam kar rha h tere lie bhi mere lie bhi or hindustan ke har bande or hum sabki naslo ke lie bhi..pta h ab tuje mann kar rha hoga ki ise direct bhakt bol du..or apna peecha ese bol ke chhuda lu..huh..sahi h bol de..kyuki or kuch bacha bhi nhi h esi soch wale ke paas truth ko face karne ke lie..or agar modi ki jagah koi or bhi hota jo itna kuch kar rha hota to m uska bhi side leta bina kisi ese chutiyape ke baseless joke ko enjoy karke..enjoy karo jokes accha h par jo banda itni mehnat kar rha h sabke lie or esa nhi blki result bhi de rha h tum yaar pet fula ke uspe bhi ewe hi kuch bhi daanth kucharte hue kuch bhi baklol bna rhe ho ki wo bas uncha bolta h bass..huh..sahi h tabhi aaj wo pm h or wo bhi second time bhi or aage bhi 24,29 me bhi rhga jab tak chahe tab tak..or tu un logo pe chutiyape ke joke chipka rha h jo tuje jante bhi nhi..ye sab isiliye bola h tuje ki wo insan bass unchi awaj me bolta hi nhi h blki karke bhi dikhata h..ha pta h bura time sabki life me aata h or countries ki life me bhi hota h..but fir bhi uske peeche uski mehnat ko bhoola nhi jata h..use bhi barabar samajhne ki zaroorat hoti h na ki bina kisi analysis ke baseless bakwas pel di jati h..baki jo tuje sahi lage wo kar..lekin jo baat thi wo tuje bta di mne..sahi lage to thik h baki mera koi tume ya kisi ko hurt karne ka koi iraada nhi tha..baki jokes ka kya h wo to sunte hi rhnge but jo baat h wo to bolni hi padegi bhai..baki modiji mere koi ristedar nhi h ki muje unka support karna hi karna h jese..par jo sahi h uska support kar har halat me banta hi banta h..nhi to fir ab tak ki khud ki samajh or shiksha pe sawal uthne lgte h khud se hi..bura lgs ho to maaf karna.. Jai hind jai mahakaal.. Zyada bada ho gya..sorry!!

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Hank Rearden
Hank Rearden

Peppa Pig's take on Coronavirus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgBRJc0gE3I&t=12s

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Neel Vanikar
Neel Vanikar

Watching everyday 😂😂😂

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Abhijit
Abhijit

chilla raha hai, isko aata hoga kuch!!

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Antara Dutta
Antara Dutta

You're hilarious 😂😂😂

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Anish Sane
Anish Sane

Don't make fun of '!!1!', dude. Even google's error page's title has that error for the past several years. Check the title bar of http://google.com/wrongpage

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Divyansh Agrawal
Divyansh Agrawal

Bhai level of jokes... with really so deep sarcasm...!!!👏👏👏

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Dankster bhau
Dankster bhau

Great😂

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Bajirao Singham
Bajirao Singham

"Aaye Haaye Chee. Chee."

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Shubham Sharma Nightcore
Shubham Sharma Nightcore

Damn this is the only stand up comedian that makes me laugh every goddam time. And I am the most stoic person in my family

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Abhigna Pandya
Abhigna Pandya

Kya creepy awaaz hai yaar lagta hai ki gardan pe koi keeda raing raha hai. I hope you realise that you have just sold 2 tickets post quarantine.

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Akash Verma
Akash Verma

Looking like a Krishna jisko b lge Wo like kre

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raghav bhandari
raghav bhandari

https://youtu.be/COyZt4D5r1E you should definitely watch this 😂🤣🤣

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Aiman Mehboob
Aiman Mehboob

U must singggg

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DEBRAJ PAUL
DEBRAJ PAUL

@karunesh talwar.... Well, I am from the younger lot but I still couldn't get the "bastard_exclammation mark_exclammation mark_1_exclammation mark"... And that the younger crowd laughed so hard at that one, it sort of made me feel inferior. My humble request..... would you mind obliging me with the meaning, please?

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Rajnandni Singh Thakur
Rajnandni Singh Thakur

Bada pav 👏👏🏿👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 👌😂😂😂😂😂 Supprrrr se oprrrrrr

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Crow Bae
Crow Bae

Dislikes by sanjeev and vineet

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sushant dubey
sushant dubey

maja aagya bhau

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prakash lamani
prakash lamani

hi

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773H OWNER
773H OWNER

Mote podcast Kahan hai Light chali gayi kya🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Ash Ashu
Ash Ashu

Finally I'm laughing.... Love you karunesh♥️

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Saurabh krishnavanshi
Saurabh krishnavanshi

You ❤❤❤

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Royce Thomas
Royce Thomas

These are type of comedians who really deserve millions of subscriber's in YouTube. And by the way you got your new subscriber too.😉😉😉

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Jasmeet Kaur
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alfie benedict
alfie benedict

May be he knows something😂😂

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Vivek Thakur
Vivek Thakur

Bhut hard

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PRIYANSHU KUMAR
PRIYANSHU KUMAR

Himesh🤣😂 05:10 🤣😂

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Sohan Ekbote
Sohan Ekbote

4:27 Corona se darr nahi lagta, bakchodi se lagta hai.

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sanskar aswani
sanskar aswani

Coughing sounds in stand ups are not normal anymore...

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rajni pandey
rajni pandey

If you are thinking the songs are sexists. Then you don't listen to them ....fake feminist

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KK _Vocalist
KK _Vocalist

Cristal clear jokes ....Grt man

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Ayushi D
Ayushi D

Amazing!🔥

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Naveen Nadaf
Naveen Nadaf

I am a simple man, I see a Karunesh Talwar video I press like.

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Aditi Samanta
Aditi Samanta

I really laughed a lot. Thank you 😊

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SuraJ Sharma
SuraJ Sharma

Bro ur so good ur jokes are too precise!

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Paramv Singh
Paramv Singh

Bachan k hi gane le k aya hai😂

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AS Chaudhari Dost
AS Chaudhari Dost

Ha ha Very Funny my video. #hahaveryfunny

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Rone Zone
Rone Zone

Yes! https://youtu.be/1_yk6ns6JGc

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Shekhar
Shekhar

Nice jokes except that Himesh jokes, Nice act 😌

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Khan Avez
Khan Avez

https://youtu.be/OECFQeuALFI

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Vijay Choudhary
Vijay Choudhary

Mota mc

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Vishal Mahore
Vishal Mahore

Eeeeeey or phir drop aa agya 😂😂😂 bestt 🔥

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Vedant Pratap Singh Jadon
Vedant Pratap Singh Jadon

Vadapav

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Soumya Chowdhury
Soumya Chowdhury

THank you bro :) Big fan

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Ankush Pandey
Ankush Pandey

Sir kon lagega himesh ke aage. Himesh sir bola kar. Xpose dekh jaake jitne punches lifetime me nahi mare honge tumne utne, unki ek movie me hai himesh sir ki

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Ujjwal Batra
Ujjwal Batra

himesh sir ki personality dekh jake unke jesa smart koi nhi ek hi banda hai jo acting bhi kar leta direct bhi aur gatte to vo hai hi shandaar. izzat de himesh sir ko

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Nitin Kumar
Nitin Kumar

tere shareer me jitna khoon nahi utna himesh sir ek baar me moot dete h ijjat kr unki or agli video me maafi maanglena ijjat se

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